how to deep throat

The movie based on the guy who's name was based on another movie!

There are plenty of articles out there that will tell you how to pretend to deep throat — in other words, how to wrap your hand around one end of his penis and put your mouth on the other end so that he gets the same “feeling” of deep throat.  Well, here’s a newsflash for you: deep-throating isn’t that hard, you slacker!

That said, it can be a little intimidating if you’ve never done it before.  So here’s how to deep throat (for beginners!):

Lie on your back with your head over the edge of the bed - This position opens your throat by putting everything in a straight line.  Unless your guy’s dick is less than 4″ long, it won’t be able to fit in your mouth — it’s going to have to go into your throat (hence the name!)

Have him put his penis in your mouth until he hits your gag reflex - You’ll know when he hits your gag reflex because you’ll start gagging.  Crazy how that works!  Once his dick is that far back, relax and swallow a few times.  It’ll feel good for him, and it will help you get over the gag reflex.  You’re not choking to death, crazy body of yours who is trying to save you, you’re just swallowing someone’s cock!

Take a deep breath and relax, and then pull him into you - Should go right in, no problem.  For the first few times, you should definitely be the one in control, because you’ll be able to tell if you’re going to throw up or not.  Also, take that deep breath through your nose…duh.

Practice – Eventually, you’ll be able to control your gag reflex on a whim.  If you practice, that is.  For the first few times, go slowly and RELAX.

A few things:

1.  You do need to practice and keep practicing in order to get your gag reflex under control.  Forever, basically.  It’s a “use it or lose it” kind of deal.  Now, you can practice by shoving your husband’s cock down your throat (the fun way!) or by sticking anything down there for a few minutes a day.  Toothbrush, finger, celery, etc.  Do this every day for as long as you can without throwing up, and you’ll eventually be able to control the gag reflex.

2.  Sometimes gagging can be hot…just a note

3.  This is also how sword-swallowers do it.

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  2. Thank you! I really am eager to try this out with my husband. The only thing that worries is me that he is extremetly thick. Will that make is harder to do?

  3. Hey Melissa — That shouldn’t make it harder, though you may need to relax your jaw a bit before he goes all the way in. TRUST ME, you don’t want your jaw to lock…that’s very painful. So make sure you warm up a little before just going for it.

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